moondoorssqueen

comealongraggedypond:

busy-defying-gravity:

as much as we all including (especially) me love “wild child teddy lupin” we have to realize that this is rita skeeter and although it is very likely that teddy is a wild child it’s just as likely that he’s a little remus lupin the second who victoire walks all over and who hasnt stopped blushing since that bloody article came out

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realtrai

guide to the sexualities

culturallyrelevanturl:

straight: gotta be skinny as a stick. can’t be curvy. gotta be straight. straight as a ruler.

gay: happy

bisexual: you can only be attracted to two people in your life. choose wisely

pansexual: you have to be attracted to literally everyone. sorry bud i dont make the rules

polysexual: attracted to only the finest polyester fabrics

asexual: attracted to anything that starts with the letter a. ants? yep. agriculture? you got it. the alphabet? you better believe it buddy